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Off Topic - Nuts and Volts article...

ArchiverArchiver Posts: 46,084
edited 2004-04-10 01:38 in General Discussion
Ok folks, so I just couldn't resist.... I'm sitting down eating
dinner, and I just happen to glance over at the latest Nuts&Volts
magazine (Vol.25 No.4 April 2004 issue). On page 80
...well anyway I just about fell out of my chair.

"World's Largest IC Introduced"

The new MooCow6808 microcontroller from Moo Electronic
is billed as the worlds largest integrated circuit. With a length of
16 inches and a dry weight of nearly 8 oz, it appears to live up
to the claim. According to Moo VP of marketing Hank Tipper,
"We looked around and noticed that intel and AMD have products
that are faster,cheaper, and more reliable than ours and we figured
that the only way we could beat them is in terms of greater size.
This approach does have drawbacks in terms of operating speed,
power consumption, and so forth, but we use marine plywood as
the dielectric between layers of copper foil. This means that the
devices can actually be repaired using standard carpenter's tools.
You don't have to throw them away when they fail. Plus, they can
be soldered into a circuit using a propane torch and inexpensive
acid-core solder."
The 6808 offers 16 bytes of internal RAM, a 60-Hz bus
frequency, and runs off 110-V half-wave rectified DC current.
Suggested applications include control of high-voltage metronomes,
cement mixers, and Yugo fuel pumps.
The wholesale price is $6.00 per unit, plus $8.95 S&H


BTW) If you turn the page you can get started with the Stamp
Applications...This month Jon Williams details the "Emic TTS"
on how to create speech with your projects.

-Beau Schwabe

Comments

  • ArchiverArchiver Posts: 46,084
    edited 2004-04-09 16:19
    I hate those silly April Fools articles ... I get sucked in myself from
    time-to-time. I'm not kidding in my article -- the Emic TTS really
    works.

    -- Jon Williams
    -- Applications Engineer, Parallax
    -- Dallas Office


    Original Message
    From: Beau Schwabe [noparse]/noparse]mailto:[url=http://forums.parallaxinc.com/group/basicstamps/post?postID=5dm_m98IwQS3WMQId9U8ciMsmvc2sEmJSKUFr5rx6Oi5GV4wpmPzpQbhZqROFuU49TWpbhyhC3Li__d1YRcbcgzT]polygon_man@h...[/url
    Sent: Thursday, April 08, 2004 11:46 PM
    To: basicstamps@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: [noparse][[/noparse]basicstamps] Off Topic - Nuts and Volts article...


    Ok folks, so I just couldn't resist.... I'm sitting down eating
    dinner, and I just happen to glance over at the latest Nuts&Volts
    magazine (Vol.25 No.4 April 2004 issue). On page 80 ...well anyway I
    just about fell out of my chair.

    "World's Largest IC Introduced"

    The new MooCow6808 microcontroller from Moo Electronic
    is billed as the worlds largest integrated circuit. With a length of 16
    inches and a dry weight of nearly 8 oz, it appears to live up to the
    claim. According to Moo VP of marketing Hank Tipper, "We looked around
    and noticed that intel and AMD have products that are faster,cheaper,
    and more reliable than ours and we figured that the only way we could
    beat them is in terms of greater size. This approach does have drawbacks
    in terms of operating speed, power consumption, and so forth, but we use
    marine plywood as the dielectric between layers of copper foil. This
    means that the devices can actually be repaired using standard
    carpenter's tools. You don't have to throw them away when they fail.
    Plus, they can be soldered into a circuit using a propane torch and
    inexpensive acid-core solder."
    The 6808 offers 16 bytes of internal RAM, a 60-Hz bus frequency,
    and runs off 110-V half-wave rectified DC current. Suggested
    applications include control of high-voltage metronomes, cement mixers,
    and Yugo fuel pumps.
    The wholesale price is $6.00 per unit, plus $8.95 S&H


    BTW) If you turn the page you can get started with the Stamp
    Applications...This month Jon Williams details the "Emic TTS" on how to
    create speech with your projects.

    -Beau Schwabe
  • ArchiverArchiver Posts: 46,084
    edited 2004-04-09 16:24
    April's fool, of course...

    A tradition on some electronic magazines, already.

    I liked the joke in www.thinkgeek.com, a product named RC GASTRON... very
    funny.



    Original Message
    From: "Beau Schwabe" <polygon_man@h...>
    To: <basicstamps@yahoogroups.com>
    Sent: Friday, April 09, 2004 1:45 AM
    Subject: [noparse][[/noparse]basicstamps] Off Topic - Nuts and Volts article...


    > Ok folks, so I just couldn't resist.... I'm sitting down eating
    > dinner, and I just happen to glance over at the latest Nuts&Volts
    > magazine (Vol.25 No.4 April 2004 issue). On page 80
    > ...well anyway I just about fell out of my chair.
    >
    > "World's Largest IC Introduced"
    >
    > The new MooCow6808 microcontroller from Moo Electronic
    > is billed as the worlds largest integrated circuit. With a length of
    > 16 inches and a dry weight of nearly 8 oz, it appears to live up
    > to the claim. According to Moo VP of marketing Hank Tipper,
    > "We looked around and noticed that intel and AMD have products
    > that are faster,cheaper, and more reliable than ours and we figured
    > that the only way we could beat them is in terms of greater size.
    > This approach does have drawbacks in terms of operating speed,
    > power consumption, and so forth, but we use marine plywood as
    > the dielectric between layers of copper foil. This means that the
    > devices can actually be repaired using standard carpenter's tools.
    > You don't have to throw them away when they fail. Plus, they can
    > be soldered into a circuit using a propane torch and inexpensive
    > acid-core solder."
    > The 6808 offers 16 bytes of internal RAM, a 60-Hz bus
    > frequency, and runs off 110-V half-wave rectified DC current.
    > Suggested applications include control of high-voltage metronomes,
    > cement mixers, and Yugo fuel pumps.
    > The wholesale price is $6.00 per unit, plus $8.95 S&H
    >
    >
    > BTW) If you turn the page you can get started with the Stamp
    > Applications...This month Jon Williams details the "Emic TTS"
    > on how to create speech with your projects.
    >
    > -Beau Schwabe
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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  • ArchiverArchiver Posts: 46,084
    edited 2004-04-09 17:02
    Maybe I missed it in the article, but is the Emic TTS available, and
    where?

    Thanks,
    Kevin

    --- In basicstamps@yahoogroups.com, "Jon Williams" <jwilliams@p...>
    wrote:
    > I hate those silly April Fools articles ... I get sucked in myself
    from
    > time-to-time. I'm not kidding in my article -- the Emic TTS really
    > works.
    >
    > -- Jon Williams
    > -- Applications Engineer, Parallax
    > -- Dallas Office
    >
    >
    >
    Original Message
    > From: Beau Schwabe [noparse][[/noparse]mailto[noparse]:p[/noparse]olygon_man@h...]
    > Sent: Thursday, April 08, 2004 11:46 PM
    > To: basicstamps@yahoogroups.com
    > Subject: [noparse][[/noparse]basicstamps] Off Topic - Nuts and Volts article...
    >
    >
    > Ok folks, so I just couldn't resist.... I'm sitting down eating
    > dinner, and I just happen to glance over at the latest Nuts&Volts
    > magazine (Vol.25 No.4 April 2004 issue). On page 80 ...well anyway
    I
    > just about fell out of my chair.
    >
    > "World's Largest IC Introduced"
    >
    > The new MooCow6808 microcontroller from Moo Electronic
    > is billed as the worlds largest integrated circuit. With a length
    of 16
    > inches and a dry weight of nearly 8 oz, it appears to live up to the
    > claim. According to Moo VP of marketing Hank Tipper, "We looked
    around
    > and noticed that intel and AMD have products that are
    faster,cheaper,
    > and more reliable than ours and we figured that the only way we
    could
    > beat them is in terms of greater size. This approach does have
    drawbacks
    > in terms of operating speed, power consumption, and so forth, but
    we use
    > marine plywood as the dielectric between layers of copper foil.
    This
    > means that the devices can actually be repaired using standard
    > carpenter's tools. You don't have to throw them away when they fail.
    > Plus, they can be soldered into a circuit using a propane torch and
    > inexpensive acid-core solder."
    > The 6808 offers 16 bytes of internal RAM, a 60-Hz bus
    frequency,
    > and runs off 110-V half-wave rectified DC current. Suggested
    > applications include control of high-voltage metronomes, cement
    mixers,
    > and Yugo fuel pumps.
    > The wholesale price is $6.00 per unit, plus $8.95 S&H
    >
    >
    > BTW) If you turn the page you can get started with the Stamp
    > Applications...This month Jon Williams details the "Emic TTS" on
    how to
    > create speech with your projects.
    >
    > -Beau Schwabe
  • ArchiverArchiver Posts: 46,084
    edited 2004-04-09 17:20
    Never mind,

    http://www.grandideastudio.com/

    I guess only through Parallax though.


    --- In basicstamps@yahoogroups.com, "Jon Williams" <jwilliams@p...>
    wrote:
    > I hate those silly April Fools articles ... I get sucked in myself
    from
    > time-to-time. I'm not kidding in my article -- the Emic TTS really
    > works.
    >
    > -- Jon Williams
    > -- Applications Engineer, Parallax
    > -- Dallas Office
    >
    >
    >
    Original Message
    > From: Beau Schwabe [noparse][[/noparse]mailto[noparse]:p[/noparse]olygon_man@h...]
    > Sent: Thursday, April 08, 2004 11:46 PM
    > To: basicstamps@yahoogroups.com
    > Subject: [noparse][[/noparse]basicstamps] Off Topic - Nuts and Volts article...
    >
    >
    > Ok folks, so I just couldn't resist.... I'm sitting down eating
    > dinner, and I just happen to glance over at the latest Nuts&Volts
    > magazine (Vol.25 No.4 April 2004 issue). On page 80 ...well anyway
    I
    > just about fell out of my chair.
    >
    > "World's Largest IC Introduced"
    >
    > The new MooCow6808 microcontroller from Moo Electronic
    > is billed as the worlds largest integrated circuit. With a length
    of 16
    > inches and a dry weight of nearly 8 oz, it appears to live up to the
    > claim. According to Moo VP of marketing Hank Tipper, "We looked
    around
    > and noticed that intel and AMD have products that are
    faster,cheaper,
    > and more reliable than ours and we figured that the only way we
    could
    > beat them is in terms of greater size. This approach does have
    drawbacks
    > in terms of operating speed, power consumption, and so forth, but
    we use
    > marine plywood as the dielectric between layers of copper foil.
    This
    > means that the devices can actually be repaired using standard
    > carpenter's tools. You don't have to throw them away when they fail.
    > Plus, they can be soldered into a circuit using a propane torch and
    > inexpensive acid-core solder."
    > The 6808 offers 16 bytes of internal RAM, a 60-Hz bus
    frequency,
    > and runs off 110-V half-wave rectified DC current. Suggested
    > applications include control of high-voltage metronomes, cement
    mixers,
    > and Yugo fuel pumps.
    > The wholesale price is $6.00 per unit, plus $8.95 S&H
    >
    >
    > BTW) If you turn the page you can get started with the Stamp
    > Applications...This month Jon Williams details the "Emic TTS" on
    how to
    > create speech with your projects.
    >
    > -Beau Schwabe
  • ArchiverArchiver Posts: 46,084
    edited 2004-04-09 18:21
    The SIP version will be available in a couple weeks. Watch for the
    announcement on our web site.

    -- Jon Williams
    -- Applications Engineer, Parallax
    -- Dallas Office


    Original Message
    From: kolalde [noparse]/noparse]mailto:[url=http://forums.parallaxinc.com/group/basicstamps/post?postID=UobcX8186IPBbI2UcEYcGPsCMr-NoUObC-m-CaaAL-TPZU2CKgLq4NR-U29HbNtujo9uAxwA]kevin@o...[/url
    Sent: Friday, April 09, 2004 11:03 AM
    To: basicstamps@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: [noparse][[/noparse]basicstamps] Re: Off Topic - Nuts and Volts article...


    Maybe I missed it in the article, but is the Emic TTS available, and
    where?

    Thanks,
    Kevin

    --- In basicstamps@yahoogroups.com, "Jon Williams" <jwilliams@p...>
    wrote:
    > I hate those silly April Fools articles ... I get sucked in myself
    from
    > time-to-time. I'm not kidding in my article -- the Emic TTS really
    > works.
    >
    > -- Jon Williams
    > -- Applications Engineer, Parallax
    > -- Dallas Office
    >
    >
    >
    Original Message
    > From: Beau Schwabe [noparse][[/noparse]mailto[noparse]:p[/noparse]olygon_man@h...]
    > Sent: Thursday, April 08, 2004 11:46 PM
    > To: basicstamps@yahoogroups.com
    > Subject: [noparse][[/noparse]basicstamps] Off Topic - Nuts and Volts article...
    >
    >
    > Ok folks, so I just couldn't resist.... I'm sitting down eating
    > dinner, and I just happen to glance over at the latest Nuts&Volts
    > magazine (Vol.25 No.4 April 2004 issue). On page 80 ...well anyway
    I
    > just about fell out of my chair.
    >
    > "World's Largest IC Introduced"
    >
    > The new MooCow6808 microcontroller from Moo Electronic
    > is billed as the worlds largest integrated circuit. With a length
    of 16
    > inches and a dry weight of nearly 8 oz, it appears to live up to the
    > claim. According to Moo VP of marketing Hank Tipper, "We looked
    around
    > and noticed that intel and AMD have products that are
    faster,cheaper,
    > and more reliable than ours and we figured that the only way we
    could
    > beat them is in terms of greater size. This approach does have
    drawbacks
    > in terms of operating speed, power consumption, and so forth, but
    we use
    > marine plywood as the dielectric between layers of copper foil.
    This
    > means that the devices can actually be repaired using standard
    > carpenter's tools. You don't have to throw them away when they fail.
    > Plus, they can be soldered into a circuit using a propane torch and
    > inexpensive acid-core solder."
    > The 6808 offers 16 bytes of internal RAM, a 60-Hz bus
    frequency,
    > and runs off 110-V half-wave rectified DC current. Suggested
    > applications include control of high-voltage metronomes, cement
    mixers,
    > and Yugo fuel pumps.
    > The wholesale price is $6.00 per unit, plus $8.95 S&H
    >
    >
    > BTW) If you turn the page you can get started with the Stamp
    > Applications...This month Jon Williams details the "Emic TTS" on
    how to
    > create speech with your projects.
    >
    > -Beau Schwabe




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  • ArchiverArchiver Posts: 46,084
    edited 2004-04-09 20:53
    Hi there,

    Both Emic products are available exclusively through Parallax.

    The Emic OEM Module is currently available at this link -
    http://www.parallax.com/detail.asp?product_id=30007

    The Emic SIP Module which was designed specifically for Parallax will be
    available at the end of April -
    http://www.parallax.com/detail.asp?product_id=30006

    We will let you know when the SIP Module is in stock. The docs and
    comparison pages are in the works right now.
    Stay tuned!

    Erik Wood
    ewood@p...
    Parallax, Inc.
    Marketing
    (916) 624-8333 x106
    www.parallax.com


    Original Message
    From: kolalde [noparse]/noparse]mailto:[url=http://forums.parallaxinc.com/group/basicstamps/post?postID=bfoQBF8oYqVJ6mIQQb31cGgfp88a-7M97MaKIkF7SzNin0dZgSXJFYXFynW_M9v97iZRd8rBNGNPEg]kevin@o...[/url
    Sent: Friday, April 09, 2004 9:20 AM
    To: basicstamps@yahoogroups.com
    Subject: [noparse][[/noparse]basicstamps] Re: Off Topic - Nuts and Volts article...


    Never mind,

    http://www.grandideastudio.com/

    I guess only through Parallax though.


    --- In basicstamps@yahoogroups.com, "Jon Williams" <jwilliams@p...>
    wrote:
    > I hate those silly April Fools articles ... I get sucked in myself
    from
    > time-to-time. I'm not kidding in my article -- the Emic TTS really
    > works.
    >
    > -- Jon Williams
    > -- Applications Engineer, Parallax
    > -- Dallas Office
    >
    >
    >
    Original Message
    > From: Beau Schwabe [noparse][[/noparse]mailto[noparse]:p[/noparse]olygon_man@h...]
    > Sent: Thursday, April 08, 2004 11:46 PM
    > To: basicstamps@yahoogroups.com
    > Subject: [noparse][[/noparse]basicstamps] Off Topic - Nuts and Volts article...
    >
    >
    > Ok folks, so I just couldn't resist.... I'm sitting down eating
    > dinner, and I just happen to glance over at the latest Nuts&Volts
    > magazine (Vol.25 No.4 April 2004 issue). On page 80 ...well anyway
    I
    > just about fell out of my chair.
    >
    > "World's Largest IC Introduced"
    >
    > The new MooCow6808 microcontroller from Moo Electronic
    > is billed as the worlds largest integrated circuit. With a length
    of 16
    > inches and a dry weight of nearly 8 oz, it appears to live up to the
    > claim. According to Moo VP of marketing Hank Tipper, "We looked
    around
    > and noticed that intel and AMD have products that are
    faster,cheaper,
    > and more reliable than ours and we figured that the only way we
    could
    > beat them is in terms of greater size. This approach does have
    drawbacks
    > in terms of operating speed, power consumption, and so forth, but
    we use
    > marine plywood as the dielectric between layers of copper foil.
    This
    > means that the devices can actually be repaired using standard
    > carpenter's tools. You don't have to throw them away when they fail.
    > Plus, they can be soldered into a circuit using a propane torch and
    > inexpensive acid-core solder."
    > The 6808 offers 16 bytes of internal RAM, a 60-Hz bus
    frequency,
    > and runs off 110-V half-wave rectified DC current. Suggested
    > applications include control of high-voltage metronomes, cement
    mixers,
    > and Yugo fuel pumps.
    > The wholesale price is $6.00 per unit, plus $8.95 S&H
    >
    >
    > BTW) If you turn the page you can get started with the Stamp
    > Applications...This month Jon Williams details the "Emic TTS" on
    how to
    > create speech with your projects.
    >
    > -Beau Schwabe




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  • ArchiverArchiver Posts: 46,084
    edited 2004-04-10 01:38
    Sorry all, I love those April 1st articles.

    Many years ago, Popular Electronics published the following
    construction articles:

    - Single station intercom with privacy button

    - Solar powered night light

    Not bad considering this was during the pre micro controller time period.

    Don
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