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>From: Anne Shah <bklyn_ldy@y...>
>To: billib00@y..., gevora@m..., olabadru@y...,
>hoodey@h...
>Subject: HE said.......SHE said
>Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 16:52:41 -0800 (PST)
>
>These are too funny!
>
>HE SAID-SHE SAID
>
>He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
>to put in it.
>She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
>
>He said . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
>She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
>while I sit on the sofa and fart!
>
>He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
>you?
>She said . . ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
>
>He said . . ...... Why don't you tell me when you have an
>orgasm?
>She said . . . I would but you're never there.
>
>He said . . . Why did the man cross the road?
>She said . . . He heard the chicken was a slut.
>
>He said . . ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
>She said .. . . They don't have time
>
>He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of
>toilet paper?
>
>She said ...... . . We don't know; it has never happened.
>
>He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
>and Good- looking?
>She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
>
>She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband
>is every night?
>He said . . . A widow.
>
>He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
>She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
>and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
>fridge.
>
>SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
>THE GUYS YOU THINK THEY CAN HANDLE IT!
>
>
>
>
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>To: billib00@y..., gevora@m..., olabadru@y...,
>hoodey@h...
>Subject: HE said.......SHE said
>Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 16:52:41 -0800 (PST)
>
>These are too funny!
>
>HE SAID-SHE SAID
>
>He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
>to put in it.
>She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
>
>He said . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
>She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
>while I sit on the sofa and fart!
>
>He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
>you?
>She said . . ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
>
>He said . . ...... Why don't you tell me when you have an
>orgasm?
>She said . . . I would but you're never there.
>
>He said . . . Why did the man cross the road?
>She said . . . He heard the chicken was a slut.
>
>He said . . ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
>She said .. . . They don't have time
>
>He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of
>toilet paper?
>
>She said ...... . . We don't know; it has never happened.
>
>He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
>and Good- looking?
>She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
>
>She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband
>is every night?
>He said . . . A widow.
>
>He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
>She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
>and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
>fridge.
>
>SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
>THE GUYS YOU THINK THEY CAN HANDLE IT!
>
>
>
>
>Do you Yahoo!?
>Protect your identity with Yahoo! Mail AddressGuard
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