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  • Heater.Heater. Posts: 21,230
    edited 2016-07-03 21:09
    From the old masters of clever jokes. From a distant time when one might expect the audience to have some idea what one is joking about:



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  • MikeDYurMikeDYur Posts: 2,176
    Thomas Edison invented the first electric toilet,

    Trouble is that you have to wear rubber boots to use it.

    _Johnny Carson, monologue 1986
  • yetiyeti Posts: 818
    MikeDYur wrote: »
    Trouble is that you have to wear rubber boots to use it.
    Mean... :-)
  • HughHugh Posts: 362
    Two Hydrogen atoms are in a bar. One says "I think I've lost an electron".
    His companion asks "Are you sure?"
    "Yes, I'm, positive."

  • Heater.Heater. Posts: 21,230
    yeti,
    Mean... :-)
    Yes. Edison was very mean. Even to the point of electrocuting an elephant in a trumped up demo to show how dangerous Tesla's AC system was.

    http://www.wired.com/2008/01/dayintech-0104/


  • ercoerco Posts: 20,256
    Heater. wrote: »
    Even to the point of electrocuting an elephant in a trumped up demo to show how dangerous Tesla's AC system was.

    I'd say "trunked up" if I didn't feel so bad for the poor pachyderm.
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