I'm Australian and I use Forth
Peter Jakacki
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I was having a laugh at the last thread about programming languages and countries including my own, but for the life of me I can't understand the moderation out of left field that was applied. Of course it's not our forum, we just do all the talking, but considering the light hearted nature of the thread in question I find it incredible that anybody could ever be insulted. In fact it is fairly typical of an Aussie to poke fun and stir-up a mate only to get some back in return, that's to be expected, give and take, in a friendly way, never malicious. If we go and sulk and carry on like a baby who needs a nanny to protect them then it's time we grew up. I just wish the world would grow up.
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You Aussies are very fun-loving have a great thing going down under, other than making margaritas with an egg. In a nice Sydney bar, Rocks area, October 1985, a bartender made me a yellow margarita. The only drink I have ever sent back. Fortunately he was a very friendly fellow and I got him sorted out with my favorite recipe. 1/8 lime juice, 1/8 triple sec, 1/4 tequila and 1/2 sweet & sour mix. Zero eggs.
Uh-oh. Alcohol talk. I may have just crossed the line...
As Eric brought up alcohol... you know why they call that beer XXXX? Because they can't spell SH*T! An Aussie friend told me that, and I have no idea what that beer tastes like.
This thread reminds me that I need to try and bring up FIG FORTH on my retro computer.
I was in DFW during Desert Storm and drank all the buds that weren't being drunk by you guys I don't know why they call it XXXX even though that's our local beer in Brisbane but I know three Xs can kill ya! So I guess they are saying "something is bound to kill us in the end, so don't mess around, just enjoy it"
btw, we wouldn't kick his poor donkey, we are a bit more vulgar when we say it properly as @Rse
Also, the only way to straighten you out with Forth is to assimilate you and make you a part of the Forth collective. Just like each Prop cog is like a Borg, working together in a collective. Resistance is futile.
Geez, thanks. What did I miss that brought this on?
You know - they are strong enough to handle anything. They wouldn't mind in general.
Enjoy!
Mike
Nothing wrong with Aussies or Forth. But both are often misunderstood. If the USA hadn't had a Revolutionary War, they would all be living in the U.S.A. today. Forth may not be the best language for all and everything, but it is empowering and educational. Those that skip it seem to just want to ignore the low level details and processor architecture (unless they are Assembler purist). The world is full of computer language snobs that only prefer the language that they are presently compulsively obsessing about.
As this is a forum frequented by children, the mods try to keep everything positive.
The thread was funny(or at least I thought so), but it wasn't exactly PC (Parallax Compliant)...
Offence was not my intention. As the late great Kenny Everett used to say, "It's all done in the best possible taste".
I'm with Peter that forum moderation can seem over motherly sometimes and political correctness can be really annoying (not pointing at this forum in particular)
But I do realize that in text, over the net, without the face to face context of meat space, what is intended as humour can easily be received badly.
Here in NZ we end the joke with "because they can't spell beer". Of course NZ beers are superior to Aussie beers ;-)
No flames please, I'm an Ocker, too.
Hey David,
you know LISP.
And FORTH (maybe especially TACHYON) gives you lot's of the features from LISP you rarely find.
LISP is prefix - not the usual infix.
So FORTH is just the other way round.
It really took me a while to get used to it.
You know PASM - then it's fun to read the TACHYON source code
(that's how I learnt PASM ;-) )
Don't give up too soon.
If you need a little support - the TACHYON forum is there.
Is Parallax targeting a mythical child genus out there? Neither Bill Gates nor Steve Jobs really did very much in their childhood. Bill did figure out Basic, but his mom got him the Microsoft deal and he delivered an OS that he couldn't write himself (possibly with a load from Dad). Steve Jobs had the Woz doing all the initial heavy thinking and mostly just demanded others to do everything his way.
Admittely, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, and others weren't much better. But none of them depended on a website to fulfull their success story. It seems to all be a futuristic mythology.
BTW, it seems nobody took the bait with my suggestion of a 'Wall of Shame'. I am sure Parallax wouldn't do such a thing.
But trying to actuall start a language war? Is that a worthy contribution to the community?
LISP? Why would anyone ever name an artifical intelligence language after a speech impediment?
Beer? Lisp? OMG, these are four letter words..... lock the thread.
because lists are the basic data structure.
Even a program is just a list.
- but you might know this :-)
Programmers are bit twisted. We have Yak and Bison, Python, Lisp, Forth, and much more.
And don't forget Bash, and the wacky world of Unix utilities.
If Forth is so much like Lisp, how can I do the following? :-)
(mapcar (lambda (x) (+ x 2)) '(1 2 3 4 5))
It might not be the best FORTH either. I wrote it as a learning exercise before I had the FORTH chops to write something more complicated.
To paraphrase Oscar Wild.
Martin, that line noise you posted in code block above is why most sane humans stay away from Forth.
Only joking guys, honest, ouch stop beating on me....
Ummm... Thanks! Unfortunately, that looks like an example of the kind of Forth I'm not smart enough to read. However, this does something interesting enough that I may try to overcome that! :-)
I like the joke that Java's main contribution to programming was popularizing lambda expressions, because it didn't have them until the most recent version.
and Which invokes the execution token on the top of the stack. Is that correct? Does Tachyon have these constructs?