"This kit contains 6 ultra-sensitive EMF / Vortex detectors that can be used in your Paranormal investigations. ... You will get 6 built and tested devices. ... We are not responsible for whatever may be conjured up due to these devices. Use these at your own risk. No refunds for nightmares or other disturbances that may result from use."
"tested?" sounds like an after life employment opportunity to me :-)
I would love to see the test parameters and what would constitute a pass/fail. The EMF part shouldn't be too difficult, but how do you test for a vortex? Does it have to be an F1 or greater? Maybe it uses an impact sensor from all the dust and debris (and cows?) flying around.
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"tested?" sounds like an after life employment opportunity to me :-)
Nice erco
I would love to see the test parameters and what would constitute a pass/fail. The EMF part shouldn't be too difficult, but how do you test for a vortex? Does it have to be an F1 or greater? Maybe it uses an impact sensor from all the dust and debris (and cows?) flying around.