Turtle gets tour of Parallax
Matt Gilliland
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Just another normal day at the office.
As we're pulling into the parking lot, my son (Cooper) says "Dad, why does the turtle cross the road? ...and he's gonna get squished by a car"
So, we picked him up and gave him a full tour of Parallax where he met Kristina, Tiffany, Kenneth, Mark, and Stephanie as well as Charise' shipping department where he had a weigh-in on the scale (YES...the very same scale we use to ship out your orders - and NO, Mr. Turtle did not have an "accident" while on the scale - your orders are safe and sanitary.
He weighed in at 6.2 pounds. We could ship him UPS ground to any of you quite economically, but we figured that he's probably got to support a family - so we gave him a BoeBot for his wife and kids to play with, and sent him home happy
See? He's smiling!
-MattG
As we're pulling into the parking lot, my son (Cooper) says "Dad, why does the turtle cross the road? ...and he's gonna get squished by a car"
So, we picked him up and gave him a full tour of Parallax where he met Kristina, Tiffany, Kenneth, Mark, and Stephanie as well as Charise' shipping department where he had a weigh-in on the scale (YES...the very same scale we use to ship out your orders - and NO, Mr. Turtle did not have an "accident" while on the scale - your orders are safe and sanitary.
He weighed in at 6.2 pounds. We could ship him UPS ground to any of you quite economically, but we figured that he's probably got to support a family - so we gave him a BoeBot for his wife and kids to play with, and sent him home happy
See? He's smiling!
-MattG
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Hello!
Now that is a happy note to start the day off. However, is our smiling shelled reptile friend there a turtle, or a terrapin? Or even a tortoise? Oddly enough there are differences. And no I don't know what they are off hand.
But what did your son do at work today, while you were moderating the board?
Never mind, that's just wrong. (Shades of pumpkins)
Looks kind of bored to me.
Actually, I personally would drop him off at a nice lotus pond and eat dinner at McDs. I'd rather do harm to myself.