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Brand New Toddler On EBay

NWCCTVNWCCTV Posts: 3,629
edited 2013-12-16 18:29 in General Discussion
I just came across this while browsing EBay. erco, you have one in your video?

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  • ercoerco Posts: 20,256
    edited 2013-12-16 17:54
    Thanks Andy but no, I can't afford one of those beauties, I'm a poor father of twin baby girls. But I yearn. Ken occasionally mentions that he has a few NIB Toddlers, so I do my homework, brush my teeth, say my prayers, and keep dusting off the one remaining Toddler-sized empty space on my shelf. That conspicuous vacuum beckons like an empty womb, my woeful, unfulfilled, yawning chasm of despair.

    At least Carol Hazlett got one, so I can live vicariously through her wonderful fortune.

    A guy can dream, right?
  • GordonMcCombGordonMcComb Posts: 3,366
    edited 2013-12-16 18:06
    erco wrote: »
    That conspicuous vacuum beckons like an empty womb, my woeful, unfulfilled, yawning chasm of despair.

    Watch it! This is a family forum!
  • ercoerco Posts: 20,256
    edited 2013-12-16 18:29
    GordonMcComb wrote: »
    Watch it! This is a family forum!

    So true, Gordon. And my family won't be complete until that empty void is filled. Oh to hear the joyous pitter pat of Toddler feet on the open floor, lovingly tilt-striding into Papa's open arms! God Bless Us, Every One!
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