Electronic Headband to Make Swimming Safer
erco
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A good and noble use of technology to keep kids safe.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/future-is-now/swimming-made-safer-with-this-headband-145633514.html?vp=1
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/future-is-now/swimming-made-safer-with-this-headband-145633514.html?vp=1
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However, for me personally it didn't work so well.
Even though I was sitting on the shoreline, my deep thoughts kept setting it off.
Look, if the pool is so crowded the lifeguards can't do their job of watching kids, then it's time to limit the amount of swimmers. Also any pool that mandated the use of such devices, I would not trust with my or anyone else's kids, as it indicates that management has either hired sub-standard personnel to watch the kids or in engaging in practices where the lifeguards can no longer monitor the swimmers.
Classic!
Obviously, they should simply remove the water from the pool, this is the only way to completely eliminate the danger of drowning. Pshaw on their foolish attempts at applying technology!
Ahh, but then the kids would fall down and hurt themselves on that hard concrete. So, make 'em wear bike helmets.
Remember the days before seatbelts? My buddy had an old Buick with a metal dashboard. All they had to do was hose if off after the previous owners accident, and it was good to go.
Those were the days!
If the powers that be manage to constrain you so much that you can never hurt yourself...well...how bored do you have to get before you have to kill the powers that be?
Skip the seat belts and air bags and ABS and all that nonsense. It should be compulsory that every car has a very sharp spike sticking out of the steering wheel such that in any sudden deceleration the driver is immediately stabbed to death.
With that in place we might see traffic accident injuries and fatalities reduced to almost zero.
By the way, why is catching terrorists such a priority when so many of your countrymen are killed on the roads by, well, your own countrymen?
Heater, you really ought to stop writing things that make sense. It's unseemly.
It appears to be acoustic. Sonar has been used for years, so maybe they ping if they're down for too long.
"...Small, highly sensitive Hydrophone Receivers located along the pool’s perimeter, immediately acknowledge the distress signal from the Wahooo Sensor...."
http://www.wahooosms.com/Product_Demo/System_Tutorial/
Probably sucks if you get your head stuck in a pipe, though.
Or maybe it just does not work at all, like that recently exposed bomb detector scam.
Anyway, parents, it's like this: if you leave your kids unattended you might well lose them.
Back when I was a lifeguard, we re-purposed some cushy toilet seats to prevent kids from drowning. Sure, the kids could still swim under water somewhat, but it was nearly impossible for them to drown.
Of course, we had some problems with the kids who leaped off the high dive. But, hey, when you've got a sure-fire method of preventing drownings, what's an internal decapitation or two?
NOW yer talkin'!
I can't speak for my countrymen, I live in the city. But I think its because they are just jerks.