Java, Eclipse and Perl, oh my!
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At this late point in my professional life, I'm making a career change. Same company, just a new career path.
Begone, spreadsheets counting storage and switches! Begone, forecasts and trends and accommodating last minute 300TB projects!!
Hello, Software Development!! Welcome, Java, Eclipse and Perl. I'm ready to be agile and embrace the eXtreme! Coach, put me in the Scrum, there's a user story I need to hear. I'm tired of being a chicken, I want to be a PIG!!
If in the past, I've said anything derogatory about Java or Eclipse or maligned the gem that is Perl, I'm sure I was just mistaken and talking through my ignorance. They are great tools and are enablers of my future success!!
Soon, I will without ceremony be thrust into my application like a babe from the womb!
This will severely impact my Propeller time even more than my present duties.
Feel sorry for my users, the last time I coded for money it involved the operating system of a LARGE mainframe and lots and lots of lines of assembler code!! We didn't need to be agile, we had flow charts and a few lines of comments, by gum!!
Begone, spreadsheets counting storage and switches! Begone, forecasts and trends and accommodating last minute 300TB projects!!
Hello, Software Development!! Welcome, Java, Eclipse and Perl. I'm ready to be agile and embrace the eXtreme! Coach, put me in the Scrum, there's a user story I need to hear. I'm tired of being a chicken, I want to be a PIG!!
If in the past, I've said anything derogatory about Java or Eclipse or maligned the gem that is Perl, I'm sure I was just mistaken and talking through my ignorance. They are great tools and are enablers of my future success!!
Soon, I will without ceremony be thrust into my application like a babe from the womb!
This will severely impact my Propeller time even more than my present duties.
Feel sorry for my users, the last time I coded for money it involved the operating system of a LARGE mainframe and lots and lots of lines of assembler code!! We didn't need to be agile, we had flow charts and a few lines of comments, by gum!!
Comments
-Phil
-Phil
The o'reilly books on perl are really good, I didn't care for their java book.
the predicttext that eclipse uses is awesome, also if i spell one of my calls to a method wrong eclipse cleans it up for me etc.. etc..
Another great feature of eclipse is the todo's that put line markers where u have made a #TODO comment.. love it...
Perl of course is just about the clearest, most consistent and flexible language... I'm with Phil on that 100%. Would that PHP and other Perl-like derivatives had maintained such exceptional lexical and syntatic clarity.
try this, make an application that has a button that when you click it displays instructions to the screen, it must hide the whole ui of the app and only have instructions on screen....
Making all those Hooks or whatever they are called ( i cant remember ) for just a few pages of text is overly complex imo...
Maybe there was a better way of doing it, but I picked up android dev by trial by fire, IE my boss comes and says, hey I want you to make an android app... I respond with Okay... He then says I need it by next week 0.0 !!!!!!
-Phil
Congratulations on you jump in career, that's a big step, good luck.
Commiserations on being dumped into such an environment "Java, Eclipse and Perl, oh dear":(
To keep your spirits up as your future unfolds, I offer you two things that will keep your mind focused and foster an attitude that will enable you to survive and power you forward in your darkest moments.
1) The Python Gansta Rap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ7QsEytQq4
2) How to program with attitude: http://programming-motherfucker.com/
WARNING. Bad language above. Not suitable for sensitive people. But then neither is a career in programming.
The second link is especially good thearapy when you brough low by, and need all you power to resist, any attempts to force you to be agile or eXtreme and thrown into a scrum. God, how uncivilized. Who dreams up this gibberish?
Wishing you all the best in your new endeavours.
I'm sure the supplied ditties will come in handy.