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A cautionary tale, or why I've gone mad

Martin_HMartin_H Posts: 4,051
edited 2013-01-05 16:46 in General Discussion
A little over six years ago I bought a Scribbler robot. It started slowly, but soon I realized that I could modify this robot and improve it. About three years ago I decided that wasn't enough and I began building a robot. This one would solve all the problems with Scribbler and be extensible enough that I wouldn't need to build another. How wrong I was, and how foolish my hubris!

I noticed that wheels didn't work well on carpet which limited me to the kitchen floor. Tracks were the answer, then I would finally have the solution to my robot needs. No tracks weren't it either, what I needed was something faster and more agile, DC motors would fix things once and for all.

But these robots couldn't manipulate their environment. No I needed a robot arm. But the BS2 couldn't control enough servos. I needed to learn a new microcontroller which could. The Propeller chip beckoned and I built an arm and learned kinematics. At this point you would think that I would stop, but I realized that my earlier robots used BS2's and that I needed Propeller chip versions of those robots.

Soon a Penguin needed a home, then I bought a BOE-Bot to round out my collection. After all, they were educational and I could involve my son. Yet still I didn't hit rock bottom. No that came when I began buying parts just in case I needed them.

Tl;dr Earlier this week I bought parts to build another robot that I have no conceivable use of.

Comments

  • ercoerco Posts: 20,259
    edited 2013-01-05 08:22
    Welcome to the JUNGLE! :)
  • LevLev Posts: 182
    edited 2013-01-05 08:46
    Martin - What will you do when the Prop2 is released? Will the spiral continue even deeper ? Will spare parts fill your house to the window sills? I think we should provide you with an intervention before it is too late ! :)

    Whenever I think I have too many robots, I usually buy another robot to feel better.
  • mindrobotsmindrobots Posts: 6,506
    edited 2013-01-05 09:05
    Martin,

    I don't see any problems with your tale.....gotta run, Jeff just put some things I don't have up on Proprller Powered...
  • ElectricAyeElectricAye Posts: 4,561
    edited 2013-01-05 09:25
    Mister, what you need is a robot to help you out. One robot to organize your stuff. Another robot to clean your workshop. One to talk to about your problems - circuit questions - and get answers! One to maintain your other robots. And at the end of the day, one to...

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  • ercoerco Posts: 20,259
    edited 2013-01-05 09:28
    One man's "mad" is another man's "inspired"...
  • lardomlardom Posts: 1,659
    edited 2013-01-05 09:44
    It will be a while before I can even think about a robotic arm. I sit here with my head between my hands because for more than half a year I thought I solved the problem of stopping two steppers simultaneously with differential steering. I grabbed this project off the shelf wanting to add a new feature when I noticed it; "No... awhh man! This can't be"
    And this was after I realized that I had to replace my Propeller and a transistor both of which worked the last time I used it.
    At least I'm not alone.
    @ElectricAye, I used to have a T-shirt with the words "Have a Heiny!".
  • Heater.Heater. Posts: 21,230
    edited 2013-01-05 10:11
    Martin_H,

    Sounds like you are suffering from what is now called "feature creep". As far as I know in the computing world the first recorded case was Charles Babbage.

    I have no idea if there is any remedy for this but at least you are in good company:)
  • Martin_HMartin_H Posts: 4,051
    edited 2013-01-05 10:36
    Lev wrote: »
    Martin - What will you do when the Prop2 is released? Will the spiral continue even deeper ? Will spare parts fill your house to the window sills? I think we should provide you with an intervention before it is too late ! :).

    Undoubtedly the Prop 2 will continue my downward spiral. However, I wish my problems were as simple as just the BS2 and Propeller.

    No I foolishly compounded them. It started innocently enough, it was a call for help on the forum. Someone bought a Parallax sensor, but they used another brand of microcontroller. How hard could it be, how could I not help? I noticed how cheaply I could purchase one of these too. Soon I began spending late nights porting Parallax sensor sample code to this other brand of MCU. Sure I'd tell myself I was sharpening my PBasic chops, but I was really doing this for kicks. I was sure I could stop at any time.

    Soon I started trying wirelessly programming microcontrollers with Wixels. Worse, I succeeded and my habit worsened.
  • frank freedmanfrank freedman Posts: 1,983
    edited 2013-01-05 11:09
    Martin
    Doesn't sound like you have all nineteen robots yet though you are apparently are on your way. But you will still need:

    One P2bot to rule them all, one P2bot to find them, one P2bot to bring them all and in the ether bind them.....
  • skylightskylight Posts: 1,915
    edited 2013-01-05 11:42
    I used to be quite sane before I found this forum!

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  • ercoerco Posts: 20,259
    edited 2013-01-05 11:52
    I suppose the S3 robot will be powered by a P2. Then the S4 by a P3... And they'll tell (N-1) friends. And so on...
  • mindrobotsmindrobots Posts: 6,506
    edited 2013-01-05 13:27
    Erco, what a wonderful "what if" thread......

    What should the S3 do/have??
  • ercoerco Posts: 20,259
    edited 2013-01-05 14:00
    mindrobots wrote: »
    What should the S3 do/have??

    S3 has rocket launchers, self-awareness, a fuel cell and direct access to Skylink's network.

    The only thing it doesn't have... an "off" switch.
  • NWCCTVNWCCTV Posts: 3,629
    edited 2013-01-05 16:46
    Martin_H wrote: »
    Tl;dr Earlier this week I bought parts to build another robot that I have no conceivable use of.

    A few months ago I spent $250.00 on parts in the Parallax Classifieds because I thought I could use them. Shortly after I broke my wrist and the parts are still sitting on my work bench. I actually have a monthly budget for parts, whether I need them or not!!!

    I am now anxiuosly awaiting the arrival of the Savage Circuits box. I need more stuff and need to unload stuff!!!!
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