Early this morning, in the vicinity of Area 51, a local Nevadan witnessed the sighting of a UFO. Immediately after the sighting, the man was struck by unknown debris and was rushed to the hospital. The man has been listed in fair condition with high spirits and preliminary reports indicate that the debris consisted of reindeer feces. The investigation continues as local and government officials try to determine how the feces of a North Pole reindeer ended up in the Nevada desert.
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Early this morning, in the vicinity of Area 51, a local Nevadan witnessed the sighting of a UFO. Immediately after the sighting, the man was struck by unknown debris and was rushed to the hospital. The man has been listed in fair condition with high spirits and preliminary reports indicate that the debris consisted of reindeer feces. The investigation continues as local and government officials try to determine how the feces of a North Pole reindeer ended up in the Nevada desert.
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Merry Christmas Everyone.
I heard that "UFO" was heading in the direction of Indiana and was thought to be carrying a large load of coal...
As Walt says:
I wonder if I should run out and paint a target over the garden, I hear it makes great fertilizer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCaC-uaMsvg
If you are brave coninue to part II :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u196OgekkJ8
Warning: Perhaps not suitable for young children especially if they have sensitive parents.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!