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All IRS databases now controlled by Propellers! Just revealed.

T ChapT Chap Posts: 4,223
edited 2012-04-06 07:09 in Propeller 1
My team has been working for several years incorporating 500 Propellers as the master controlling system over ALL IRS computer processes. Unfortunately we cannot reveal any schematics or code, as that would put at risk the security scheme in place behind this massive Multi-Propeller-Machine(MPM).

The team can take select questions regarding the MPM, but will only respond to serious questions, and only in cases where we feel that the integrity of the system is not being compromised. In other words, you will not get a response regarding the code, how the Props communicate, how the Props interface to the IRS super computers, or schematics, or what the Props really do in their role of oversight of the IRS supercomputers. But, if interested in IRS data, such as amounts collected by the IRS per a given year or quarter, we can provide that info, because the MPM has actually done all the calculations and we can post the results. Basically, anything to do with the IRS that is public knowledge already on google, we can provide that to you. Please do not ask for clock speeds of the Prop, that is not available to the public. We have special sub zero cooling systems that allow astronomical speeds on the Prop(gigahertz).

We thought this was pretty exciting news, considering the resulting sales of Propellers will be enormous.
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  • LeonLeon Posts: 7,620
    edited 2012-04-04 08:57
    1 April was a few days ago.
  • T ChapT Chap Posts: 4,223
    edited 2012-04-04 08:58
    No, this is real.
  • PublisonPublison Posts: 12,366
    edited 2012-04-04 08:58
    I'm going to run out of popcorn!
  • jazzedjazzed Posts: 11,803
    edited 2012-04-04 09:01
    Leon wrote: »
    1 April was a few days ago.


    But this is l8pril fool's day. Or maybe that's 4 days away.
  • T ChapT Chap Posts: 4,223
    edited 2012-04-04 09:17
    Guys, this is a serious post about a serious issue. Please no joking around. We are a serious team trying to solve the nations economic problems by first getting a good system in place to handle tax revenue. The Propeller ( MPM ) has really made a contribution to solving the mess. We are very proud.

    Serious questions only please. The guidelines have been posted above. Thank you.

    MPM Team.
  • SRLMSRLM Posts: 5,045
    edited 2012-04-04 09:37
    And do you have a picture? Or is that classified as well?

    What about "my team". Can you release the names of those people?

    Do you have a link to something on the IRS website (or at least a *.gov site) that talks about this? Maybe a press release?

    Could you scan and post your paycheck stub as proof that you work for the IRS?


    To be honest I don't believe it either. Some proof that the team exists and works for the IRS would go a long ways IMHO.
  • T ChapT Chap Posts: 4,223
    edited 2012-04-04 09:47
    SRLM It is NOT my responsibility to prove anything to you or the forum. It is the forum's responsibility to do their own work to prove or disprove any viability of claims.

    The Team would put themselves and their families at risk primarily, and the project secondarily, if they were made public.

    The Team will only answer basic questions regarding IRS database info that is already available on google, but preferably ONLY after you have done your own extensive google searching.
  • pedwardpedward Posts: 1,642
    edited 2012-04-04 09:48
    It's like Humanoido and a Troll gave birth!
  • PublisonPublison Posts: 12,366
    edited 2012-04-04 09:49
    I believe!

    I am just waiting to see where I can order the playing cards.
  • pedwardpedward Posts: 1,642
    edited 2012-04-04 09:50
    T Chap wrote: »
    SRLM It is NOT my responsibility to prove anything to you or the forum. It is the forum's responsibility to do their own work to prove or disprove any viability of claims.

    The Team would put themselves and their families at risk primarily, and the project secondarily, if they were made public.

    The Team will only answer basic questions regarding IRS database info that is already available on google, but preferably ONLY after you have done your own extensive google searching.
  • T ChapT Chap Posts: 4,223
    edited 2012-04-04 09:56
    OK, I have conceded and will in fact provide some proof. See attached. Clearly there are Props visible and the internet connection system. No further info can be given.
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  • BeanBean Posts: 8,129
    edited 2012-04-04 10:08
    I can confirm T Chap's accomplishment. I have seen it for myself. It is truely amazing.

    I also have seen the MPM prototype that has the intent to take over all google searches in 2013. More than 5,000 propeller chips and 40,000 spinneret modules. It made the lights dim when it was turned on for a demonstration.

    Also several new "earth-like" planets have been discovered at the edge of the known universe using a device called a Long Integrating Edifier (LIE). At first glance the pictures look like random noise, but if you are smart enough to have the proper "vision" the planets can clearly be seen.

    More to come...

    Bean
  • T ChapT Chap Posts: 4,223
    edited 2012-04-04 10:12
    Bean, I consider this a breach of contract. The Team will review the NDA and possible damages herein. Mods, please delete his post.
  • BeanBean Posts: 8,129
    edited 2012-04-04 10:15
    T Chap wrote: »
    Bean, I consider this a breach of contract. The Team will review the NDA and possible damages herein. Mods, please delete his post.
    Aha, so you admit it !!!

    See, see, see everyone it MUST be true.

    Bean
  • pedwardpedward Posts: 1,642
    edited 2012-04-04 10:16
    This is what was sitting on my desk:
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  • rod1963rod1963 Posts: 752
    edited 2012-04-04 10:18
    The Humaniodo collective probably assimilated another poster.
  • T ChapT Chap Posts: 4,223
    edited 2012-04-04 10:27
    Well that board looks really screwed up ped.
  • Duane DegnDuane Degn Posts: 10,588
    edited 2012-04-04 10:40
    I'm hoping I can interest the MPM team in a multi Propeller display I'm working on.

    Here's an example of what this technology can do.

    attachment.php?attachmentid=91339&d=1333561186
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  • idbruceidbruce Posts: 6,197
    edited 2012-04-04 10:58
    Okay, perhaps we should have a forum dedicated to Creative Writing :)
  • T ChapT Chap Posts: 4,223
    edited 2012-04-04 10:59
    Duane, sorry but that idea will never work.
  • Duane DegnDuane Degn Posts: 10,588
    edited 2012-04-04 11:07
    T Chap wrote: »
    Duane, sorry but that idea will never work.

    Don't be so quick to judge!

    Just think, by adding hundreds of more Props many words at one time could be displayed. Once the letters have been for formed the display requires zero current to maintain the image.

    And you've got to admit, it has great contrast and is easy on the eyes.
  • pedwardpedward Posts: 1,642
    edited 2012-04-04 11:40
    All your database are belong to us!
  • Martin HodgeMartin Hodge Posts: 1,246
    edited 2012-04-04 11:44
    I liek pie.
  • jazzedjazzed Posts: 11,803
    edited 2012-04-04 11:44
    Ok. I admit to having considered selling this 4.8 billion instruction per second board to someone for a fleeting moment.

    attachment.php?attachmentid=91342&d=1333564857
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  • PublisonPublison Posts: 12,366
    edited 2012-04-04 11:48
    I liek pie.

    I like turtles

    (Courtesy of erco).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

    J
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  • Cluso99Cluso99 Posts: 18,069
    edited 2012-04-04 18:11
    Congratulations T-Chap.

    Wow, those clock speeds sound interesting. Can you reveal anything about how you cool the chips?

    Guess you will be looking at the P2 for more horsepower.
  • T ChapT Chap Posts: 4,223
    edited 2012-04-04 18:18
    Non conductive radiator fluid.

    Cluso99 wrote: »
    Congratulations T-Chap.

    Wow, those clock speeds sound interesting. Can you reveal anything about how you cool the chips?

    Guess you will be looking at the P2 for more horsepower.
  • ctwardellctwardell Posts: 1,716
    edited 2012-04-04 18:28
    Cluso99 wrote: »
    Guess you will be looking at the P2 for more horsepower.

    The P2 is already out; T-Chap and the Feds are buying them all up in the name of national security.

    C.W.
  • ElectricAyeElectricAye Posts: 4,561
    edited 2012-04-05 06:12
    Here's an example of bioluminescent bacteria being trained to form the new PCBs of my IRS database storage device.
    I have trained them to do my taxes and provide the results in Martian hieroglyphics.
    This is thermally sensitive secret information so please don't tell anyone in a warm whisper.

    bacterialdrawing_herowndna_huntercole.jpg
  • jazzedjazzed Posts: 11,803
    edited 2012-04-05 06:17
    Here's an example of bioluminescent bacteria being trained to form the new PCBs of my IRS database storage device. ...

    Beautiful pictures. Do the bacteria pay taxes too?
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