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My monthly joke

idbruceidbruce Posts: 6,197
edited 2011-07-29 14:04 in Propeller 1
A Propeller and a BASIC Stamp go to the bar, and walk up to the bartender. The Propeller greedily requests, "Mr. Bartender please give me a big, tall, and warm glass of Cog". And the BASIC Stamp says, "Just give me a cold frosty mug of SERIN". After a few minutes of sitting there quietly sipping their drinks, the BASIC Stamp jumps up from his bar stool and starts shouting at the top of his lungs, "RUN! RUN for your lives! I am getting ready to pass some SERIN gas!
:)

Bruce

Comments

  • ctwardellctwardell Posts: 1,716
    edited 2011-07-27 10:09
    Hmmm, better keep that day job... :-)

    Better luck next month!

    C.W.
  • BeanBean Posts: 8,129
    edited 2011-07-27 10:31
    Two guys are outside an office trying to measure the height of a flagpole.They are having trouble because the tape measure keeps bending.

    A woman watching from inside the office can't stand it so she comes out and pulls the flagpole from the ground. Lays it down. Takes the tape measure and measures it. Yells 12 foot 3 inches. Puts the flagpole back in the ground and walks back into the office.

    The one guy looks at the other and says "Isn't that just like a woman...We wanted to know the height and she gives us the length.".

    Bean
  • mindrobotsmindrobots Posts: 6,506
    edited 2011-07-27 10:43
    I fear this thread will not end well...........
  • HShankoHShanko Posts: 402
    edited 2011-07-27 11:26
    ....Though it may end up 'in the well'. Couldn't resist.
  • Heater.Heater. Posts: 21,230
    edited 2011-07-27 11:32
    Happily it can't end worse than it started.
  • Graham StablerGraham Stabler Posts: 2,510
    edited 2011-07-28 02:00
    You can never find a tumble weed when you need one.
  • piguy101piguy101 Posts: 248
    edited 2011-07-29 14:00
    What did the constipated mathematician do to solve his problem?
    He worked it out with a pencil.
  • mindrobotsmindrobots Posts: 6,506
    edited 2011-07-29 14:04
    ....and 100 comedy clubs around the country just considered banning "open mic nights".....:smile:
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