Fleeting Fame for Flaky New Elements

Big news: two new elements were officially added to periodic table:
http://www.rdmag.com/News/2011/06/General-Science-Energy-Chemistry-Physics-Two-new-elements-officially-added-to-periodic-table/
Andy Warhol had predicted 15 minutes of fame for everyone. But these two noobs (unoficially named ununquadium and ununhexium) "exist for less than one second before falling apart".
They just don't make elements like they used to!
If Parallax ever sells an ununquadrover or an ununhexapod, I trust the manufacturer's warranty will last longer than one second...
http://www.rdmag.com/News/2011/06/General-Science-Energy-Chemistry-Physics-Two-new-elements-officially-added-to-periodic-table/
Andy Warhol had predicted 15 minutes of fame for everyone. But these two noobs (unoficially named ununquadium and ununhexium) "exist for less than one second before falling apart".
They just don't make elements like they used to!
If Parallax ever sells an ununquadrover or an ununhexapod, I trust the manufacturer's warranty will last longer than one second...
Comments
True, but assuming the unofficial names are for elements 114 and 116 respectively ununquadium in combination with unobtanium are the basis for an inertia free drive, and unobtanium, ununquadium and ununhexium are required for the warp drive. Provided of course you have the dilithium crystals and anti-matter to provide the necessary power ;- )
Oh look! if we slam 1.5 million tons of Dubnium into a 5800K burning orb of hydrogen and helium we get bologna-ium for 1.3 microseconds. YAY! add that to the table.