Gift for the Person Who Has Everything

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Your hard-to-buy-for friends will remember you long after Christmas! Over a million years in the making; no two alike; all-weather; TSA-approved, one size fits all; no batteries required; convenient travel size; any color as long as it's brown; collect 'em all; as seen on TV; tastes like chicken.
A worthy alternative to a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking. Don't you just love it when old stuff comes back into vogue?
Your hard-to-buy-for friends will remember you long after Christmas! Over a million years in the making; no two alike; all-weather; TSA-approved, one size fits all; no batteries required; convenient travel size; any color as long as it's brown; collect 'em all; as seen on TV; tastes like chicken.
A worthy alternative to a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking. Don't you just love it when old stuff comes back into vogue?
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