Two strings walk into a bar...

Phil Pilgrim (PhiPi)

Apropos Spin, 'saw this on Reddit; 'just wanted to share:

So two strings walk into a bar. One says, "I'd like a rum and Coke@[>t6#$%*kl."
The other says, "You'll have to excuse my friend; he's not null-terminated."
<rimshot>

-Phil

Ale

...maybe it should have been better so....

\u0023I'd like a rum and Coke@[>t6#$%*kl.

Or not ?

Beau Schwabe

Phil Pilgrim,


(a string walks into a bar and orders...)

Bartender: Sorry we don't serve strings here
String: leaves the bar for awhile ...

... combs his 'hair'
... ties his other end in a knot
... returns to the bar...

Bartender: Hey, weren't you just in here as a string?
String: No, I'm a frayed not

simonl

B'dum - ting!

Bean

Two guys are out hunting and get lost.
The one says to the other "I heard if you get lost you should shoot in the air three times".
The other guy agrees and tries it.
After about 4 hours the 1st guy says, "We are still lost, why not try shooting 3 times again."
So he does.

Now it's starting to get dark, the 1st guy says "You better shoot 3 more."

The 2nd guy says "I hope someone finds us soon...I'm running out of arrows."

Bean

sailman58

Bean,

You get the laugh of the day for that one.

Ron

wjsteele

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Ah, why the long face!"

Posted By Anonymous... I just hacked this "random" account.

JonnyMac

Two strings get a little loopy, head for Las Vegas, and in a fit of passion decide to tie the knot!

kwinn

Jon, are you sure it wasn't "Two strings head for Las Vegas, decide to tie the knot in a fit of passion, and get a little loopy!".

erco

Stop me if you've heard this one...