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Brian_BBrian_B Posts: 842
edited 2010-04-03 03:59 in General Discussion
·I hit the mother load today , I don't know how they found me, but this came in my email·:-)

·Brian


Attention,

I am Sgt Marvin Oliver,i am delighted to inform you that the contract panel here in London that just concluded its seating here in our department have just released your name among their immunity agent that will benefit from the diplomatic immunity payment. This panel was primarily delegated by the united nation to investigate manipulated over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our country united kingdom.

I hereby inform you that the united nation and British government has choosing you as their immunity agent there in your country to stand and receive this total amount of $10.1 million dollars by cash immunity delivery to your country which you are to meet with the diplomats on their arrival there in your country international airport to enable them take the clearance on face to face clearing with the customs at the airport to enable them move it to your doorstep without any inspection by the government agent as it has been directed by the united nation and British government.

In this regards, We are going to send your immunity cash payment to you via our accredited shipping company on diplomatic means which all the immunity needed documents to cover this immunity cash funds has been secured, the cash funds is coming on two security proof boxes which the boxes has already been sealed with synthetic nylon and padded with machine.

Please you must know that the united nation want you to pay 50% of this total amount ($10.1 million dollars) to any motherless babies home there in your country.

You don't need to worry for anything because this transaction is 100 risk free, the boxes are coming with a diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house or office there in your country.

Forward to us your contact information as it is stated below:

1. Full Name and address

2. Direct cell/home telephone number

3. Identification, either your id-card, driver's license or international passport.

As soon as i receive the requested information and confirm your readiness to handle this matter, i will process your immunity cash funds proof of ownership certificate and your cash funds delivery approvals form "D" and forward them to you for your own view and record, then i will advise you with the date and time the diplomats will arrive your country.

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge..." Albert Einstein

Comments

  • jknightandkarrjknightandkarr Posts: 234
    edited 2010-04-02 05:47
    SCAM!!! I got that garbage ALL the time.

    Joe

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    I'm going insaine. It's SOOOOOO much fun. lol
  • Brian_BBrian_B Posts: 842
    edited 2010-04-02 11:36
    That's the first one I've gotten in years. those guys try every angle.

    Brian

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    "Imagination is more important than knowledge..." Albert Einstein
  • IRobot2IRobot2 Posts: 164
    edited 2010-04-02 13:23
    Not that I condone any of this... (but it is really freaking funny)....

    Ever heard of Scambaiting or the 419 Eaters (www.419eater.com)? They actually scam the scammer and turn it into a game to simply waste the time and resources of the scammers themselves. I have seen one guy(or girl) get a whole group of Nigerian scammers to take pictures in very ridiculous costumes (because they were trying to sell him on some kind of fake investment in a movie or comic book). Another guy got them to buy him a non refundable plane ticket and reserve a hotel room to "meet with his banker" to draw out a large sum of money. Literally scamming the scammers. Its great. Good times.

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    "It is not how smart you are rather, it is how you are smart." -Jon Campbell
  • kwinnkwinn Posts: 8,697
    edited 2010-04-02 14:18
    Brian, you've only won one lottery so far? You poor deprived and unlucky guy!

    In the last 9 months I have:

    Been offered the "greatest job" as an independent financial agent - income expected to be in the $12,000 to $30,000 per month.

    Won the Microsoft lottery of "ONE MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS (£1.000, 000.00)" for the month of August 2009

    Offered a job with Primerica Financial Services with a "six figure income". No experience or investment required.

    Had more gorgeous young women than I can count who want me to "sponsor" them so they can come and live with me in "my country" when/after they transfer their inheritance ( $1,1 million to $ 33.7 million) to my bank account. Of course I get to keep a percentage (15%-50%) of that money for helping them out.

    I have to confess that on a few occasions I could not resist "scamming the scammers" in return.
  • ercoerco Posts: 20,261
    edited 2010-04-02 15:51
    Speaking generally on "turning the tables" on bad guys, I love this Craigslist ad, even if it is totally fabricated:

    http://forum.doityourself.com/general-chats-discussions/404834-craigs-list-personal-ad.html

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  • Chris SavageChris Savage Parallax Engineering Posts: 14,406
    edited 2010-04-02 16:13
    @erco - I subscribe to a podcast called, "Project Rant" and that post is word for word a transcription of one of the recent episodes.

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    Parallax Engineering
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  • kwinnkwinn Posts: 8,697
    edited 2010-04-03 03:59
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