Happy Birthday Browser!
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I think Phil needs to make a birthday cake out of shrimp. Mmmmmm. Are you now old enough to drive that Mercedes yet?

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thnx fer the wel-wishez. fer my birthdae, phil cleand my litterbox an water dish. maybe i get xtra shrimpz tonite if i dont fite the nayber kat.
-browz
Ben
Nuthin sez Happy Birthday like a kleen litters box!!
-Chloe, Ken's neighborhood dog
never tryed squirel. ratz is gud, tho.
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- Chloe
If it were a real rat you'd have destroyed it already.
Sorry if the joke about taking a bath got you upset. For some of us hominids, there's this genetic memory thing still going on....
-Phil
The photos seemed funny to me at first glance. Years ago my girlfriend convinced me to help her wash her cat. Her vet even prescribed tranquilizers for the cat to make the job easier. How was I supposed to know you don't wash cats? I still have scars on my arm and I suppose I should feel lucky I still have my eyes. And the memory of chasing an angel-dusted cat through a maze of alleys still gives me nightmares even today.
he tastid awfull but made a nice rug.
-browz