So I priced GPIB interfaces, and after scraping myself off the floor I grabbed 16 100 Ohm resistors, 16 10K resistors and a $6 connector from DigiKey.
The ever multi-lingual Propeller [noparse]:)[/noparse]
"VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!