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T Chap
04-04-2012, 04:53 PM
My team has been working for several years incorporating 500 Propellers as the master controlling system over ALL IRS computer processes. Unfortunately we cannot reveal any schematics or code, as that would put at risk the security scheme in place behind this massive Multi-Propeller-Machine(MPM).

The team can take select questions regarding the MPM, but will only respond to serious questions, and only in cases where we feel that the integrity of the system is not being compromised. In other words, you will not get a response regarding the code, how the Props communicate, how the Props interface to the IRS super computers, or schematics, or what the Props really do in their role of oversight of the IRS supercomputers. But, if interested in IRS data, such as amounts collected by the IRS per a given year or quarter, we can provide that info, because the MPM has actually done all the calculations and we can post the results. Basically, anything to do with the IRS that is public knowledge already on google, we can provide that to you. Please do not ask for clock speeds of the Prop, that is not available to the public. We have special sub zero cooling systems that allow astronomical speeds on the Prop(gigahertz).

We thought this was pretty exciting news, considering the resulting sales of Propellers will be enormous.

Leon
04-04-2012, 04:57 PM
1 April was a few days ago.

T Chap
04-04-2012, 04:58 PM
No, this is real.

Publison
04-04-2012, 04:58 PM
I'm going to run out of popcorn!

jazzed
04-04-2012, 05:01 PM
1 April was a few days ago.


But this is l8pril fool's day. Or maybe that's 4 days away.

T Chap
04-04-2012, 05:17 PM
Guys, this is a serious post about a serious issue. Please no joking around. We are a serious team trying to solve the nations economic problems by first getting a good system in place to handle tax revenue. The Propeller ( MPM ) has really made a contribution to solving the mess. We are very proud.

Serious questions only please. The guidelines have been posted above. Thank you.

MPM Team.

SRLM
04-04-2012, 05:37 PM
And do you have a picture? Or is that classified as well?

What about "my team". Can you release the names of those people?

Do you have a link to something on the IRS website (or at least a *.gov site) that talks about this? Maybe a press release?

Could you scan and post your paycheck stub as proof that you work for the IRS?

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To be honest I don't believe it either. Some proof that the team exists and works for the IRS would go a long ways IMHO.

T Chap
04-04-2012, 05:47 PM
SRLM It is NOT my responsibility to prove anything to you or the forum. It is the forum's responsibility to do their own work to prove or disprove any viability of claims.

The Team would put themselves and their families at risk primarily, and the project secondarily, if they were made public.

The Team will only answer basic questions regarding IRS database info that is already available on google, but preferably ONLY after you have done your own extensive google searching.

pedward
04-04-2012, 05:48 PM
It's like Humanoido and a Troll gave birth!

Publison
04-04-2012, 05:49 PM
I believe!

I am just waiting to see where I can order the playing cards.

pedward
04-04-2012, 05:50 PM
SRLM It is NOT my responsibility to prove anything to you or the forum. It is the forum's responsibility to do their own work to prove or disprove any viability of claims.

The Team would put themselves and their families at risk primarily, and the project secondarily, if they were made public.

The Team will only answer basic questions regarding IRS database info that is already available on google, but preferably ONLY after you have done your own extensive google searching.

T Chap
04-04-2012, 05:56 PM
OK, I have conceded and will in fact provide some proof. See attached. Clearly there are Props visible and the internet connection system. No further info can be given.

Bean
04-04-2012, 06:08 PM
I can confirm T Chap's accomplishment. I have seen it for myself. It is truely amazing.

I also have seen the MPM prototype that has the intent to take over all google searches in 2013. More than 5,000 propeller chips and 40,000 spinneret modules. It made the lights dim when it was turned on for a demonstration.

Also several new "earth-like" planets have been discovered at the edge of the known universe using a device called a Long Integrating Edifier (LIE). At first glance the pictures look like random noise, but if you are smart enough to have the proper "vision" the planets can clearly be seen.

More to come...

Bean

T Chap
04-04-2012, 06:12 PM
Bean, I consider this a breach of contract. The Team will review the NDA and possible damages herein. Mods, please delete his post.

Bean
04-04-2012, 06:15 PM
Bean, I consider this a breach of contract. The Team will review the NDA and possible damages herein. Mods, please delete his post.
Aha, so you admit it !!!

See, see, see everyone it MUST be true.

Bean

pedward
04-04-2012, 06:16 PM
This is what was sitting on my desk:

rod1963
04-04-2012, 06:18 PM
The Humaniodo collective probably assimilated another poster.

T Chap
04-04-2012, 06:27 PM
Well that board looks really screwed up ped.

Duane Degn
04-04-2012, 06:40 PM
I'm hoping I can interest the MPM team in a multi Propeller display I'm working on.

Here's an example of what this technology can do.

http://forums.parallax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=91339&d=1333561186

idbruce
04-04-2012, 06:58 PM
Okay, perhaps we should have a forum dedicated to Creative Writing :)

T Chap
04-04-2012, 06:59 PM
Duane, sorry but that idea will never work.

Duane Degn
04-04-2012, 07:07 PM
Duane, sorry but that idea will never work.

Don't be so quick to judge!

Just think, by adding hundreds of more Props many words at one time could be displayed. Once the letters have been for formed the display requires zero current to maintain the image.

And you've got to admit, it has great contrast and is easy on the eyes.

pedward
04-04-2012, 07:40 PM
All your database are belong to us!

Martin Hodge
04-04-2012, 07:44 PM
I liek pie.

jazzed
04-04-2012, 07:44 PM
Ok. I admit to having considered selling this 4.8 billion instruction per second board to someone for a fleeting moment.

http://forums.parallax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=91342&d=1333564857

Publison
04-04-2012, 07:48 PM
I liek pie.

I like turtles

(Courtesy of erco).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

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Cluso99
04-05-2012, 02:11 AM
Congratulations T-Chap.

Wow, those clock speeds sound interesting. Can you reveal anything about how you cool the chips?

Guess you will be looking at the P2 for more horsepower.

T Chap
04-05-2012, 02:18 AM
Non conductive radiator fluid.



Congratulations T-Chap.

Wow, those clock speeds sound interesting. Can you reveal anything about how you cool the chips?

Guess you will be looking at the P2 for more horsepower.

ctwardell
04-05-2012, 02:28 AM
Guess you will be looking at the P2 for more horsepower.

The P2 is already out; T-Chap and the Feds are buying them all up in the name of national security.

C.W.

ElectricAye
04-05-2012, 02:12 PM
Here's an example of bioluminescent bacteria being trained to form the new PCBs of my IRS database storage device.
I have trained them to do my taxes and provide the results in Martian hieroglyphics.
This is thermally sensitive secret information so please don't tell anyone in a warm whisper.

http://www.livbit.com/article/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bacterialdrawing_herowndna_huntercole.jpg

jazzed
04-05-2012, 02:17 PM
Here's an example of bioluminescent bacteria being trained to form the new PCBs of my IRS database storage device. ...

Beautiful pictures. Do the bacteria pay taxes too?

ElectricAye
04-05-2012, 02:55 PM
...Do the bacteria pay taxes too?

Like many lower forms of life, they have offshored their accounts. So the answer is no.

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tingo
04-05-2012, 04:52 PM
I'm hoping I can interest the MPM team in a multi Propeller display I'm working on.

Here's an example of what this technology can do.

I like this one. :)

doggiedoc
04-06-2012, 01:14 AM
You guys are really quacking me up.

:D
Paul

xanadu
04-06-2012, 05:23 AM
Okay, perhaps we should have a forum dedicated to Creative Writing :smile:

Seems that way. I would like to see it :)

I have connected a 5 pack of Prop Proto-boards and will be using them to create and anti-gravity machine, I'm just not posting it here haha.

doggiedoc
04-06-2012, 01:15 PM
Seems that way. I would like to see it :)

I have connected a 5 pack of Prop Proto-boards and will be using them to create and anti-gravity machine, I'm just not posting it here haha.Ha ha ha - My antigravity machine is less expensive to build than yours! I used 6 Propeller DIPs connected free form in dead bug style!

mindrobots
04-06-2012, 02:18 PM
My anti-gravity machine has a bug which still requires the user to wear a tin foil hat. I'd post the code and schematics here but I'm under an NDA with a secret unnamed European research institute that let's just say likes to crash things together at REALLY high speeds!!

[ CODE ]

[ /CODE ]

4x5n
04-06-2012, 02:33 PM
SRLM It is NOT my responsibility to prove anything to you or the forum. It is the forum's responsibility to do their own work to prove or disprove any viability of claims.

The Team would put themselves and their families at risk primarily, and the project secondarily, if they were made public.

The Team will only answer basic questions regarding IRS database info that is already available on google, but preferably ONLY after you have done your own extensive google searching.

This isn't even a good troll!

ElectricAye
04-06-2012, 03:09 PM
...My antigravity machine is less expensive to build than yours!...

My BBVM eats machines like yours for breakfast.
My BBVM is even cheaper than yours. I don't even have to build it. It builds itself. All I add is water, molybdenum and a little food.
However, my Bacterial Brain Vortex Machine is built to create gravitational fields, not to thwart them. It totally sucks.
The Propeller chips have been dissolved in genetic acid and this acid has been used to enhance the genetic structure of the BBVM.
It has eaten through my skull on Friday. It has consumed my frontal lobes.
Somebody please help me.


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